Hey Asian baby! What's with all the pistachios?

Do I even need to caption this? No, no I don't. Wait, I just did.

grow your own Asian baby!

Friday Reader Request: "Olympic Asian baby"

Asian baby whose mom wouldn't give him a ride to school

License and registration please, Asian baby

Asian baby devouring a chicken carcass. MANNERS, Asian baby!

Asian baby with FLAIR

Asian baby that sort of looks like an old man

Asian baby eating a delectable cupcake. Hand...cupcake...to me...Asian baby...

Friday Reader Request: "Asian baby dressed as doctor or policeman" (ok, this looks more like a crossing guard)

Asian baby with SWEET guitar

let it out, Asian baby. let it out.

in honor of Valentine's Day: Asian baby in pink

Asian baby mug shot. Oh Asian baby, where did you go wrong?!?!?

Asian baby in honor of the 67 inches of snow we got today

I'm concerned for the safety of this Asian baby

Friday Reader Request: "Asian baby pretending to cook"

Asian baby that's all, Huuhnh?

just plain adorable Asian baby

Asian baby with nightmarish monkey

fashion-forward Asian baby modeling Gucci-inspired geometric bangles

another Asian baby with awesome freaking hair

Asian baby chillin with some ceramic pandas

Friday Reader Request: "Asian baby in a Stroller"

Asian baby sporting a lovely coif

Asian baby with a desk job